themalfoymistress:

ilikepotatoess:

m0iety:

Hyperstealth is a Canadian company that has recently developed a material that bends light waves around a target that allows for complete invisibility labeled “Quantum Stealth”. The material removes not only your visual, infrared (night vision) and thermal signatures but also the target’s shadow.

fucking canada made the invisibility cloak

danceycorpse:

condescendingchristian:

this pic honestly says it all

I don’t know what I expected

wontongod:

L E G E N D A R Y

dennys:

nonstaff:

What’s up with the denny’s tumblr? Does a national restaurant chain really need to post such stupid stuff?

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

alltrolllipsarenaturallyblack:

theletterwsarseflap:

awkwardbirds:

rinlockhart:

ridiculously-dilettantish:

strange-is-a-compliment:

I always wanted these to happen in real life

Where is “Several bad puns later”?

we need more!

don’t ask me why i have these on hand…i just do…

casually going to like this for future reference

REFERENCES

gwaithgweneth42:

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

georgeisabass:

racingbarakarts:

racingbarakarts:

I FELT THIS SHARP PAIN AND LOOKED DOWN AND

THERES A FLOWER GROWING IN MY HAND?????

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW THIS HAPPENED I JUST PULLED IT OUT AND IT HURT I AM SO SCARED

I want to know how this happened

You were the first successful human-plant hybrid

Why’d you go and fuck it up

you mean the first human-plant hybrid to succ-seed?

daintychinaprincess:

urfbownd:

There should be a show just called “AU”

every single episode, a group of the same characters are in a different alternate universe with no explanation as to why.

ask-heichouu:

amanekuzuryuu:

so I got the plague game

You’re doing it right